Huntin is
another favored past time of Maine and my second favorite past time. If you’re
not me you probably don’t which end of the gun to use but I’m going to make you
an MLG hunter.
First thing you need is a high
powered rifle in which to shoot with. You don’t need a gun that’s going to blow
the deer’s tits apart just make them dead. I use a .308 Remington which isn’t
the biggest tool in the she gets the job done. When you get your gun you gotta
sight it in so you can hit whatevah it is you’re huntin. Remember when you
sight it in it doesn’t have to be spot just consistent where it hit’s
Secondly you need a place to hunt
like a field or somewhere in the woods. I personally like fields the best
because deer love them and you can see the deer. For a forest it’s best to find
a place with a logging road so there are clear patches to set up in. The secret
third option is heater hunting also known as trolling is where you cruise
around in your truck. While this is technically illegal it is very warm so just
make sure no one’s around if you shoot out of your window. But legally you have
to step ten or so feet of the road to make it legal.
Lastly just be prepared with a pee
bottle and food. For a pee bottle always bring a Gatorade or Powerade bottle unless
you have great aim. For food bring donut holes for in the truck and a granola
bar or something similar for the tree stand. Also dress warm it’s always cold
and when you sit motionless for about four to five hours it gets wicked cold.

A pee bottle? I guess I shouldn't say anything about that. Once again, I'm completely clueless about what you're writing, so thank you for informing me on hunting!
ReplyDeleteOk, Mas.
ReplyDeleteIf you reread you'll see you have some more proofreading to do on this one so go back and edit a bit.
You have to go to your profile and change your display name - just not going to be okay.
I do like your low-key voice here and the sarcasm that's always part of your writing. Just some little tweaks here.
Thanks for writing a fair amount too.
blow its tits offf hahaha not really appropriate lango but its funnny!!
ReplyDeletevery nice mason
ReplyDeleteOh wow XD You make me want to start hunting XD
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